Well MILLER LITE, you had ample opportunity ⦠but the IRON CITY BEER folks have stolen your thunder (and apparently read this newsletter). Yes, ladies & gentlemen ⦠I give you IRON CITY BEER BUNS! Yes, the PITTSBURGH Brewing Company has partnered with MANCINIās Bakery and contributed their spent grain to create these beer-y delicious baked goods, apparently just in time for yinzers to enjoy on uh, National Picnic Day. š¤·
Where Iāll start with a public service announcement today, here on Easter weekend ā make sure you make a detailed map of where you hide the cans of beer for your adult Easter egg hunt today ⦠so that it doesnāt flow into your kidās Easter egg hunt. š«£
So, I guess itās comforting to know that if you ever get a not-so-great medical diagnosis, the folks at Gear Patrol have you covered. No, they wonāt help with medical advice or mental health resources . . . but rather they have very considerately compiled the list of “24 beers you need to try before you die.ā So, have fun using your last days on earth to track down bottles of beer.
Hope your St. Patās Day celebrations are off to a fine start given the calendar timing this year! Sean 2004 would likely already be a couple of pints in alongside ya at this time of day ⦠but Sean 2024 is more likely just getting back from a yoga class. Listen ā times change, people. Pretty sure weāre already getting close to Jessā Saturday nap time.
Iām beginning to think Jason Kelce may need to take up knitting in retirement, otherwise Iām getting concerned heās just going to be asked to chug beer wherever he goes from now on.
Well, itās finally March everyone! The month where St. Patās Day and more sunlight hopefully move beer sales into growth, amirite? (š). Because the Super Bowl sure didnāt do it.
This weekās beer is going out to the drunk state of New Hampshire! Come for the, uh, I dunno, Dartmouth visit (š¤·), stay for the tax-free alcohol sales!
I have good news for all COORS LIGHT Chill Train fans out there (are we sure we need the āsā on the end of āfansā here?). Yes, COORS LIGHT will be bringing back the snowy mountains train motif in their Super Bowl ad this year somehow ā more specifics and creative still to come.
Welcome to Brewboundās Inside Look at the Beer Business for the week that was ⦠Saturday, January 13, 2024. Where I have good news for any pregnant readers who are looking to publicly shame their significant others on social media! #finally